Why I should Host your show

I put this little page together to demonstrate the rare combination of talents I possess, that make me the ideal candidate for TV Host.

First off, here's a picture of this handsome guy with some corn I grew.

Yeah, I grow my own corn. It's no big deal. Wait til you see my video:

Feel free to look around my humble Web site. I built it myself, no big deal. I host a radio show, which is linked up on top, so check that out too. I think I would be a great TV Host, you've got my info, have your people call my people.